Guarantee!

I WILL GURAN-DAMN-TEE I will not lose this week! Smooth G...watch out! Jon...mark my words for your next headline! Oh yah…and it's “ASK ABOUT ME!!!”
Final Score Predictions:
ASK ABOUT ME: 2300
CALL ME MR.G: 1200
-Will-

Look for Philip Rivers to bounce back, and Terrell Owens to shine on Sunday night. Baltimore will stifle their opponent this week with their tough D. Even though Trent Green was a major disappointment, look for him to redeem himself with his strong arm and veteran savvy. I also expect Steven Jackson to live up to his name and regain his true form. Up and coming Bernard Berrian will do his usual damage and lead the Bears this week. Look out Will I Am, Da Smooth’s Team will shake off the cobwebs and show what they are made of. I guarantee victory and success this week.
-Mr. G-